I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing you away from the man of your dreams.

“Business idea: Merge a billiard table with a golf course, and make the pockets …”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”