I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.

“Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases …”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“You can’t steal what no man owns. Like my love, for example. It’s owned exclusi…”

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”