I could have been hanging out with my friends, but most of them were hanging out with their families or their Wiis. (Wiis? Wiii? What is the plural?)

“Just because a person is beautiful doesn't mean there's no soul beneath. Doesn'…”

“living life instead of just thinking about it.”

“I hope they don't think we're leaving. I want to tell them we're coming back. A…”

“epithet, n.I think the worst you ever called me was a "cunt rag.""You mean I'm …”