I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and live before me. They might have stole my thunder, but I’ve got a tight hold on the lightning.

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough…”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m ma…”

“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you…”