I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equally as wet. So it is with love. Somebody get me a towel.

“Sunlight is great in a convertible, but it is not convertible to lemonade or lo…”

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”

“Two mustaches walk into a bar, and the bartender said, “Can I get you a drink?”…”