I could put the journal in journalist, but I’d rather supply my diary.

“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they …”

“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the r…”

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but t…”

“My penis is like a wet noodle, only not as thick. Or tasty.”