I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to see someone so excited to try to excite me. In all the excitement I forgot where I was, who I was, and why I was trying to kill her.

“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just …”

“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your fo…”

“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.”

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”