I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the trunk, untied me, and took off my blindfold.

“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday…”

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t h…”

“Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to buil…”