I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I…”

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the l…”