I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my presence.

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”

“I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more persona…”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, colori…”