I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But I’d love to ride a donkey down the rim.


“My information is based on yesterday’s newspaper. But that’s OK, because I’m li…”

“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant whe…”

“Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dild…”

“If someone asks you what the most popular form of transportation is, before you…”