I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, being kidnapped can be a real inconvenience.

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.”

“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason th…”

“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in t…”