I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.


“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”

“I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applaude…”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”

“I’ve got lots of pictures of the four years I spent in collage.”