I dated an IRS agent, and I cheated on her. Not with a woman, but on my taxes.

“Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention…”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”