I decided to eat my legal counsel, because at 200 bucks an hour it was either that or pay the man. And he was just too expensive, and tasty, to turn loose.

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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“The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachab…”

“For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.”

“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”