I decorated my ballsack in his honor. I wrote, “Welcome home, dad.

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“Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread t…”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the sec…”

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally…”