I designed a dress out of scotch tape. If you wear my dress, you can be dressed and undressed at the same time. You’ll also be highly functional, and aside from a dress made out of staples, what could be more appropriate for the office?


“Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.”

“If my father were Cupid, and my mother were Helen Keller, I suppose I probably …”

“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going…”

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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