I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

“I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. …”

“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl i…”

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the bac…”

“It’s the same with cell phones. I never answer them up to my ear. I always put …”