I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.

“I would offer to meet up for some coffee, but I don’t drink coffee. I’m sorry, …”

“A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise…”

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”