I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”

“If facial expressions had fur, then I’d snuggle your sneer. It’s so ugly it’s c…”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”

“There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them i…”