I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive then. The ferocity of the Normans not named Norman is underestimated in history, and I fear neither woman nor man. But one thing that does terrify me is hermaphrodites. Scary!

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go …”

“Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious…”

“Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me w…”

“A brick could be used to commit genocide on a small patch of grass, if you lay …”