I didn’t set out to discover Truth. I was simply hungry and digging deep in the back of the fridge and boom! there it was. And I’ve got to tell you, the Truth was tasty. 


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“After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if …”

“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,B…”

“There are at least two sides to every issue, and I like my issues sunny side up…”