I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.

“If counting is thinking, then the longest I’ve ever thought about any one subje…”

“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar…”

“I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can…”