I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”

“A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t…”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”

“I may not be the greatest American, but I am a better American than all the peo…”