I discovered a time capsule from WWII disguised as a bomb. I’m going to open it with my screwdriver-like teeth.

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”

“There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one…”

“I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lem…”