I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.

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“The British Empire covered 25% of the earth. So the phrase “The sun never sets …”

“I’m growing my hair out. Out of the country, because it’s cheaper to grow it in…”

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future gen…”