I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound, but a brick is designed t…”

“Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after yo…”

“I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think t…”