I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, …”

“Instead of a motorcycle, why not ride a custom-engineered unicorn? The unicorn …”

“If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fru…”

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”