I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.

“I am dressed as the loudness of your stereo.”

“I need to lay low for a while. I’ll be on my stomach, trying not to arch my bac…”

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned th…”