I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so good for dinner last night with a side of mashed potatoes.

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like …”

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or yo…”

“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surpr…”

“She’s my compliment. That’s a kind way of saying I’m lacking.”