I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps enable me to dress like that.

“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a bea…”

“I put the “arrow” in sparrow. And it only took me three shots.”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you…”

“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”