I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.

“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. A…”

“Resist the racist. That’s my advice, honkey.”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up.”