I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.

“Why would I care whether or not the seats were padded?'And then I look up, biti…”

“After the third call from my mother, he comes in in a Hawaiian shirt. He is, fr…”

“I feel like saying something back to her. Something like, 'Eat hanger, bitch.' …”

“She looks at my father, the human jaffa. 'Hey Dr Davis. You're looking...''Oran…”