I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you think you are, Greg Louganis?

“I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politici…”

“Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about givin…”

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.
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