I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.


“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming …”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”