I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.

“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not af…”