I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effective.

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”

“If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a humming…”

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“I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for brea…”