I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex.

“In a depression, I’d imagine rich people try to dress like they’re poor, and po…”

“Things can go three ways—left, right, or straight. If you stand on one side, ei…”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”