I don't play basketball, but if I did, I wouldn't.

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“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”

“I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.”

“My wife and I will probably have lots of kids. Just not with each other.”