I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back.


“My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and i…”

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”

“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”