I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I simply write “Surprise!

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go…”

“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spe…”

“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just a…”