I don't ship anything. Except when I have to send packages through the mail. Now, please stop asking about fanfic.

“feel like I've never really been beholden to any genre. FOB's kind of changed o…”

“No one's busy thinking bad things about you. They're all too busy thinking bad …”

“Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intell…”

“Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dud…”