I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intes…”

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the so…”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”