I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s…”

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In thi…”

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’…”