I don’t want to adopt your ideas, I want to give birth to them.

“I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60…”

“They should make blindfolds with circles cut out where the eyes are, so kidnapp…”

“I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear wha…”

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What …”