I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that! I want to be the best in a much bigger setting, like your funeral.

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“I’m wise when it comes to your issues, and a fool when it comes to mine. Emotio…”

“I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worrie…”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”