I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through…”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”

“A crime scene is a silent witness that speaks louder and clearer than any human…”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”