I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.

“Brushed nickel is a look I like to spend wisely.”

“Sometimes I put on a black scuba suit and go walking on the beach, to relax. If…”

“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts i…”

“Probably when people hear our national anthem they think of me. A real American…”