I don’t want to hold you back. That’s what the chains affixed to the wall are for.

“I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours…”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”

“Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over si…”

“I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”