I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look fo…”

“A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly f…”

“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”